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#1 Jon

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Posted 03 April 2020 - 01:10 PM

I have been encouraged to write some jokes for this website.

 

As you can imagine, humour at this time, can be difficult.

 

Instead, can I recount something amusing that happened to my Producer, recently?

 

I can?  Wonderful.

 

At this point in the story, iit may be handy to imagine me in a large chair. Pushing an enormous pair of glasses back up onto my nose...

 

Anyway. I digress.

 

So. My producer..

 

Oh, sorry. Did I not explain? I work in TV. 

 

Anyway...my producer went to the supermarket yesterday and she watched a guy buy piñata; paella and a sombrero.

 

She's a wonderful, talented lady, my producer. Yes! A lady. We're very diverse and have men and women in all sort so stop jobs...

 

Now, where was I?

 

As yes. That shopping....Piñata; paella AND a sombrero!.

 

I thought to myself...."Hispanic buying."  Anyway, back to isolation...



#2 Jon

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Posted 06 April 2020 - 04:01 PM

Just a thought while you glide your way effortlesly through the workings of this t'interwebsite...

 

I have received a warning from the Government.  Perhaps you have too. My producer phoned to say she had.

 

In a sentence: IF YOU GET AN EMAIL from the Government, advising you NOT TO EAT TINNED PORK during the Covid 19 outbreak, please ignore this. It is SPAM.

 

Thank you



#3 Mark

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Posted 07 April 2020 - 06:34 PM

Rumours that John Travolta is receiving intensive care treatment for CoViD-19 are unfounded - he's staying alive.

 

 

 

I'll get my coat...


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 Stay  Home •   Stop  the Spread •   Save  Lives
 


#4 Mark

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Posted 09 April 2020 - 12:36 PM

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Posted 09 April 2020 - 06:24 PM

One for the Monty Python fans...

 

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#6 Steve Morgan

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Posted 12 April 2020 - 08:24 AM

I'm in trouble

Told the wife I was bored and she suggested that I make a bird table, so I did.

Now she's not talking to me.... I put her third



#7 Sylvia Denning

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Posted 24 April 2020 - 03:59 PM

What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.